i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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