OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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