The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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