Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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