I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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