I want to make a zoo with you.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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