I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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