North Korea, Best Korea!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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