oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
