OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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