i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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