it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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