You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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