school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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