How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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