We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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