her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I deserve this hangover.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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