In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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