i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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