why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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