the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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