there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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