Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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