He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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