i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
