Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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