She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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