Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I wish I only lived at night.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
