what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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