How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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