Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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