I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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