Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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