found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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