you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
