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(313): View more from Michigan

I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy

(1-313): View more from Michigan

You shut your mouth

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.

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(219): View more from Indiana

i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned

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(845): View more from New York

There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets

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(847): View more from Illinois

This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

PANTIES FOUND

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