Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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