The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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