i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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