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what?
penguin condom
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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