YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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