So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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