I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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