So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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