i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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