i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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