Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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