Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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