omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
please don't ironically join a cult
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