Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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