I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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