You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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