Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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