Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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