question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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