I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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