He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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