my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
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he asked for my myspace name.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
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Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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