Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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