If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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