I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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