The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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