if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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